THE BUTT EXPLOSION
In my intestines I can feel a rumble. And in my bowels a vicious grumble.
It feel like my stomach is freaking swollen. Time to remove the muddy waters from in my colon.
I sit on the toilet, and my eyes start to tear up. This is a boulder, not the hershey syrup.
I am sitting on the toilet. I push and I squeeze. "Come out you turd!" I yelled."I'm begging you please!"
I swear I was pushing so hard that I was practically crying. But when it finally shot out my ass it felt so intoxifying.
I finally was almost done, just a few drops of pee. This was just one turd that knew I had to see.
When I looked in toilet what I saw was amazing. It looked like I crapped out a 6lb chocolate raisin.
The feeling it gave me was just such a rush. But I was truly scared the thing wouldn't flush.
It was so damn massive, just a big stinky mound. As I tried to flush it. I just watched it spin all around.
It finally went down. I was relieved that the toilet didn't clog. Because I wasn't sure the pipes were going to handle that log.
But after it was done I still had to admit. That turd wasn't just a turd. It was also a massive shit.
TO BE HONEST THAT WASN'T THE ORIGINAL VERSION. THIS WAS.
I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH AN INTERESTING PICTURE...
I FIND IT INTERESTING BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF WILLY WONKA AS A METH ADDICT.
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